The Three Little Pigs
We all know the story of the three little pigs this is how i told it to my grandchildren, they have told it to their friends and teachers lol...
once upon a time there was a mother and father hog, they had three little piglets... now moma and papa hog were looking at their bills, papa hog complained about how much they spent on slop for the little piglets...moma hog complained that they couldn't go to the casino so they decided it was time for the little piglets to be out on their own.
moma hog called the piglets in the kitchen, she gave them a nice hot bowl of slop, some money and sent them on their way...
the little piglets were sad and the smallest one started to cry... the oldest reached over and slapped him and told him to shut up.
now the little piglets came to a tri prong in the path.. they said their goodbyes and headed off each piglet down a different path.,,, the first little piglet came across a man with some straw.. he said hey mister how much you want for that straw.... the man said how much you got... the pig said i got this much... the man said you got yourself some straw.... the little pig built him a house out of straw, it was a studio, with a little room for using the potty ,,but he had to cook his meals outside,,so the house wouldn't catch on fire,,because it was made out of straw.
now the second piglet came upon a man with some wood... he said hey mister how much you want for that wood.... the man said how much you got... he said i got this much.. the man said you got yourself some wood.. the little pig built him a house, it had one bedroom... a bathroom, he had a radio that worked on batteries...but like his brother he had to cook outside too because his house was made out of wood...
the third little piglet came upon a man with some bricks... he said hey mister how much you want for those bricks... the man said how much you got... the pig said i got this much.. the man said you got yourself some bricks... the little pig set about building his house.. it was really something,, three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen with a stove, a microwave, he had cable t.v. a dell computer, a pool, and a game room,,and he could cook in the house cause it was made out of bricks,, in fact he had a fireplace...
one day t.b.b.w (the big bad wolf) was sitting at the bar, he over heard some talk,, it was pretty interesting, apparently the hogs had put their piglets out and they were living on their own...the possibilities..
one day the little pig with the house of straw was out in the yard plucking a chicken.. and he heard,, little pig little pig let me in. the little pig looked at t.b.b.w. and he said, "you cant say that".. the wolf looked at him and said "i cant say what?" he told the wolf he couldn't say let me in because he hadn't knocked.. the wolf stared at him and said "but you dont have a door" the little pig said "right so how can i let you in if you dont knock,, and how can you knock if i dont have a door?" the wolf turned around and thought about it.. the little pig knew he would catch on in a minute so he took this time to run to his brothers wooden house... the wolf finally figured out he had been outsmarted and off in the direction of the second pigs house he ran...
the pigs were peeping out the window when the wolf came to the door..this time he knocked
"little pigs little pigs let me in!" .... "sorry we're not home right now!"......
the little pigs took that moment to run out the back door and run to the brothers brick house.... the wolf finally realized he had been tricked again.. and he knew where they were headed, there was no where else for them to go,, he ran at top speed....
sure enough the little pigs were sitting down to dinner when t.b.b.w knocked on the door....
"little pigs little pigs let me in!" there was no reply,, "oh come on fellas, i know youre in there,, say it!" "ok,, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, we will not let you in!" "then i'll huff and puff and blow your house down!" he huffed and puffed and he blew,, but he couldn't blow the house down for 2 reasons,,the house was made out of bricks and he was a smoker,, finally he gave up... "little pigs little pigs,, how about inviting a guest for dinner?,,,
(even as demented as this story is,, my grandkids love it and still ask me to tell it..)
once upon a time there was a mother and father hog, they had three little piglets... now moma and papa hog were looking at their bills, papa hog complained about how much they spent on slop for the little piglets...moma hog complained that they couldn't go to the casino so they decided it was time for the little piglets to be out on their own.
moma hog called the piglets in the kitchen, she gave them a nice hot bowl of slop, some money and sent them on their way...
the little piglets were sad and the smallest one started to cry... the oldest reached over and slapped him and told him to shut up.
now the little piglets came to a tri prong in the path.. they said their goodbyes and headed off each piglet down a different path.,,, the first little piglet came across a man with some straw.. he said hey mister how much you want for that straw.... the man said how much you got... the pig said i got this much... the man said you got yourself some straw.... the little pig built him a house out of straw, it was a studio, with a little room for using the potty ,,but he had to cook his meals outside,,so the house wouldn't catch on fire,,because it was made out of straw.
now the second piglet came upon a man with some wood... he said hey mister how much you want for that wood.... the man said how much you got... he said i got this much.. the man said you got yourself some wood.. the little pig built him a house, it had one bedroom... a bathroom, he had a radio that worked on batteries...but like his brother he had to cook outside too because his house was made out of wood...
the third little piglet came upon a man with some bricks... he said hey mister how much you want for those bricks... the man said how much you got... the pig said i got this much.. the man said you got yourself some bricks... the little pig set about building his house.. it was really something,, three bedrooms, two bathrooms, a kitchen with a stove, a microwave, he had cable t.v. a dell computer, a pool, and a game room,,and he could cook in the house cause it was made out of bricks,, in fact he had a fireplace...
one day t.b.b.w (the big bad wolf) was sitting at the bar, he over heard some talk,, it was pretty interesting, apparently the hogs had put their piglets out and they were living on their own...the possibilities..
one day the little pig with the house of straw was out in the yard plucking a chicken.. and he heard,, little pig little pig let me in. the little pig looked at t.b.b.w. and he said, "you cant say that".. the wolf looked at him and said "i cant say what?" he told the wolf he couldn't say let me in because he hadn't knocked.. the wolf stared at him and said "but you dont have a door" the little pig said "right so how can i let you in if you dont knock,, and how can you knock if i dont have a door?" the wolf turned around and thought about it.. the little pig knew he would catch on in a minute so he took this time to run to his brothers wooden house... the wolf finally figured out he had been outsmarted and off in the direction of the second pigs house he ran...
the pigs were peeping out the window when the wolf came to the door..this time he knocked
"little pigs little pigs let me in!" .... "sorry we're not home right now!"......
the little pigs took that moment to run out the back door and run to the brothers brick house.... the wolf finally realized he had been tricked again.. and he knew where they were headed, there was no where else for them to go,, he ran at top speed....
sure enough the little pigs were sitting down to dinner when t.b.b.w knocked on the door....
"little pigs little pigs let me in!" there was no reply,, "oh come on fellas, i know youre in there,, say it!" "ok,, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, we will not let you in!" "then i'll huff and puff and blow your house down!" he huffed and puffed and he blew,, but he couldn't blow the house down for 2 reasons,,the house was made out of bricks and he was a smoker,, finally he gave up... "little pigs little pigs,, how about inviting a guest for dinner?,,,
(even as demented as this story is,, my grandkids love it and still ask me to tell it..)
